Today-

Today my diet consisted of yarn. It's delightful and full of fiber. My woman slave thought it was funny, but I was starving because my crunchies were running a little lower than I like in my food bowl. Little does she know that I will poop out yarn later MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >: )  -yes, cats do indeed use smilies.

This is my yarn eating experience. I do this quite often. I prefer real wool to synthetic. It tastes more like real sheep.